we're blogging at a bar
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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