I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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