last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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