It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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