he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
