I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
All I want is dick and wine.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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