We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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