writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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