You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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