i permit you to call me
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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