My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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