Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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