Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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