I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My pussy is not your playground.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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