Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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