Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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