Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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