I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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