oh god the rape fog is back!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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