You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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