Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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