Already got asked if we're dating
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
