im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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