I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
