They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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