I faked an abortion last night.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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