Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize