What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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