Do you still have your period?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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