So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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