Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
