Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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