we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Drake has all the answers
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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