That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I want her autograph on my taint
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
