Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I look better un-naked...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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