Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Never joke about your clitoris.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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