just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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