somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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