he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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