she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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