he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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