i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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