What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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