my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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