Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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