I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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