We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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