Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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