K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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