I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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