I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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