So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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