yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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