I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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