David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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