I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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